तिमी मन पर्यो

सारै मन पर्यो है  मलाई

हास्दा खाल्डो पर्ने तिम्रो गाला!

जो सङ्ग नि मुसुक्क हासेर बोल्छौ,

ठिक छैन जस्तो छ है तिम्रो चाला-माला!

सम्हालेर राख है तिम्रो जोवन

नत्र खेर है जाला!

तिमी सङ्गै साइनो लाउने रहर मेरो

नातामा त तिम्रो भाइ पर्ने रैछ मेरो साला!

तिमी सङ्गै जिउने मर्ने चाहना मेरो

त्यसैले पर्खी बसेकोछु हातमा लिइ फूलको माला!

मैले त चोखो अनि साचो माया गरेको हो तिमिलाई

छोड्ने छैन तिमीलाई बरु गए यो ज्यान जाला!!! ❤ ❤ ❤

…By Sujan Shrestha

Conversation between Driver and a Cop

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What’s the problem officer?

Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.


Girl: Dad,I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I m in Ghana and he lives in uk. We met on dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, n now 2 months of relationship through viber, i need ur blessings and good wishes daddy Her dad said: Really! Then get married on twitter,have fun on tango,buy your kids on e-bay,send them through gmail, and if you are fed up with your husband…. sell him on Tonaton! 😀