सारै मन पर्यो है मलाई
हास्दा खाल्डो पर्ने तिम्रो गाला!
जो सङ्ग नि मुसुक्क हासेर बोल्छौ,
ठिक छैन जस्तो छ है तिम्रो चाला-माला!
सम्हालेर राख है तिम्रो जोवन
नत्र खेर है जाला!
तिमी सङ्गै साइनो लाउने रहर मेरो
नातामा त तिम्रो भाइ पर्ने रैछ मेरो साला!
तिमी सङ्गै जिउने मर्ने चाहना मेरो
त्यसैले पर्खी बसेकोछु हातमा लिइ फूलको माला!
मैले त चोखो अनि साचो माया गरेको हो तिमिलाई
छोड्ने छैन तिमीलाई बरु गए यो ज्यान जाला!!! ❤ ❤ ❤
…By Sujan Shrestha
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What’s the problem officer?
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Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.
Girl: Dad,I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I m in Ghana and he lives in uk. We met on dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, n now 2 months of relationship through viber, i need ur blessings and good wishes daddy Her dad said: Really! Then get married on twitter,have fun on tango,buy your kids on e-bay,send them through gmail, and if you are fed up with your husband…. sell him on Tonaton! 😀
Sujan Shrestha 