सारै मन पर्यो है मलाई
हास्दा खाल्डो पर्ने तिम्रो गाला!
जो सङ्ग नि मुसुक्क हासेर बोल्छौ,
ठिक छैन जस्तो छ है तिम्रो चाला-माला!
सम्हालेर राख है तिम्रो जोवन
नत्र खेर है जाला!
तिमी सङ्गै साइनो लाउने रहर मेरो
नातामा त तिम्रो भाइ पर्ने रैछ मेरो साला!
तिमी सङ्गै जिउने मर्ने चाहना मेरो
त्यसैले पर्खी बसेकोछु हातमा लिइ फूलको माला!
मैले त चोखो अनि साचो माया गरेको हो तिमिलाई
छोड्ने छैन तिमीलाई बरु गए यो ज्यान जाला!!! ❤ ❤ ❤
…By Sujan Shrestha
Teacher: why did you laugh.? . . Boy: I saw a strap of your bra. . . Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a week. .. Another boy laughs. Teacher: why did you laugh? . . Boy: I saw both straps. Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a month. .. She bends down to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out. .. Teacher: Johnny why are you going out.? . . Johnny: with what I saw I think my school days are over.
Girl: Dad,I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I m in Ghana and he lives in uk. We met on dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, n now 2 months of relationship through viber, i need ur blessings and good wishes daddy Her dad said: Really! Then get married on twitter,have fun on tango,buy your kids on e-bay,send them through gmail, and if you are fed up with your husband…. sell him on Tonaton! 😀
Sujan Shrestha 