Conversation between Driver and a Cop

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What’s the problem officer?

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Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.

Joke

Teacher: why did you laugh.? . . Boy: I saw a strap of your bra. . . Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a week. .. Another boy laughs. Teacher: why did you laugh? . . Boy: I saw both straps. Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a month. .. She bends down to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out. .. Teacher: Johnny why are you going out.? . . Johnny: with what I saw I think my school days are over.

Jokes!

Girl: Dad,I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I m in Ghana and he lives in uk. We met on dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, n now 2 months of relationship through viber, i need ur blessings and good wishes daddy Her dad said: Really! Then get married on twitter,have fun on tango,buy your kids on e-bay,send them through gmail, and if you are fed up with your husband…. sell him on Tonaton! 😀